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Larry
Little tiny ball of fur and tiny glass like eyes
Miniature pet my love for you it took me by surprise
When I took you from your cage you seemed so very scared
I spoke to you and trusted you...You learned to climb the stairs
Spiritual teacher Larry a mountain of love held in my hand
Thankyou for the joy you brought
Be free in Heavenly Hamster land
Thursday 11th January 2024 12:28 am
My Cat Daisy
My cat Daisy is the baddest cat around,
She'll attack you so quick without making a sound,
She'll turn you face into a scratching post,
Take a shit then lay on the remote,
You will just think it went missing,
Ask her and she'll pretend she's not listening,
And that's my cat Daisy,
She's fuckin' crazy,
Sick and twisted maybe,
Low key though she's a crybaby,
A...
Thursday 2nd December 2021 7:11 pm
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